I'm Such a Fat Fucking Chud T-Shirt

A relaxed, everyday tee that speaks with deadpan humor. This soft, midweight cotton shirt wears like a trusted companion — roomy through the torso with a classic crew neckline and a clean, tubular knit body that keeps the silhouette simple and unfussy. The front features a low-key, serif-style text design that reads like a private joke: wry, blunt, and oddly tender. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans when you want to send a little ironic energy into the room. Breathable and sturdy, it ages well and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape. The tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton make it comfortable to wear all day and easy to live in.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design – crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean